.Mareez:- Doctor Sahab Rozana 50 Ki Dawai Ley Jata Hon   Laikin Koi Faida Nahi Hota; .   Doctor:- To Aaj 40 Ki Ley Jao 10 Ka Faida Hoga;-)
 1 admi ne 1 qabr dekhi jo chand ki trha chamk rhi thi. us me itna noor tha 2sre din b us ne wohi manzr dekha us ne ek Buzrg se poucha ye kya raz hy Buzrg ne frmaya ye wo neek shakhs tha jo juma or itwar ko aksar         " 03217827667 pe 100 ka  load krwata tha   dasna mera farz c agay twadi mrzi.....
 : Sardar:Murghiyo Ki Taangi Choti Q Hoti Hai?   PAPU:AGar Murgiyo Ki Taange Lambi Hoti To Phir Anday Gir Kar Tot Jate..
 Wife Apni Marriage Anniversary Par Boli: Chota Mota Hi Sahi, Par Gold Ka Kuch Laa Do..:-/:-*   Husband:  . . . . . . . . . Ye Lo... TARA GOLD..
 1 Murgha Maalik ko window se baitha daikh raha tha, Maalik boht bemaar tha. Maalik ki BV uske paas  baithi aur kaha: Aap ko boht taiz bukhaar hai... Main aap k liye chicken soup banati hon. . . Murgha Ghabra kar bola: Behn jee, 1 waari panadol vi dy k vaikh lo.
 Koi 1 Number Select Karo.   25 30 40 50 60 70 80 90 100 Or Utne Ka Load Mere Number Pe Karwa Do. . Mai Apko Bataogi Ke Load Aaya Ke Nahi..! Okk....
 Doctor aadhi raat ko uth k wife se: mai hospiatl ja raha houn, emergancy hy, phone aaya hy   wife: kabhi kisi ko apni mout bhi marny diya kro:O:P:D 
 1 Larki Park main idher udher ghoom rahi thi.   1 Pathan ny Pocha, ap kia talash kar rahi hain?   Larki: Sharmaty hue, Main apni zindgi k liye humsafar talash kar rahi hon   Pathan: Nahi mila?   Larki: Nahi.   Pathan: Baji, Multan Hussain-a-gahi bazar sy Pata karo, wahan sy aurton ki har cheez mil jati hai
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 2 sardar bhai 1 class mien thay.   Teacher! tum 2ono ne apne abu ka naam diferent Q likha?   Sardars! "tusi fer kena c k NAQAL mari aaa.:

 1 Murgha Maalik ko window se baitha daikh raha tha, Maalik boht bemaar tha. Maalik ki BV uske paas  baithi aur kaha: Aap ko boht taiz bukhaar hai... Main aap k liye chicken soup banati hon. . . Murgha Ghabra kar bola: Behn jee, 1 waari panadol vi dy k vaikh lo.

   (',')/  /).(  _/''/_  tera  hony laga hoon .   tujh  may Khony laga hoon . . Baqi kal sunaonga . . . Ab me sonay laga hoon.    ¤¤GoOd¤     *NiGhT*

 Pathan: tum humko 3 laakh rupey do, hum tumhay 15 din k bad lota dega.     (after 15 days)   admi: Lao  khan hogay 15 din.   Pathan: Han ye lo.   admi: Aby yeh to LOTA hy?   pathan:Han hum b to yehi bola tha k LOTA dega

 Nahi Hy Ham Ko Kisi Sy Gila Is Bewafa Zmany Mien. . . Kisi Ny Dosti Chori,   Kisi Ny Dil Tora   Kisi Ny Waady Tory  Aur  Kisi Ny Tanha Chora.

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