.Mareez:- Doctor Sahab Rozana 50 Ki Dawai Ley Jata Hon   Laikin Koi Faida Nahi Hota; .   Doctor:- To Aaj 40 Ki Ley Jao 10 Ka Faida Hoga;-)
 1 admi ne 1 qabr dekhi jo chand ki trha chamk rhi thi. us me itna noor tha 2sre din b us ne wohi manzr dekha us ne ek Buzrg se poucha ye kya raz hy Buzrg ne frmaya ye wo neek shakhs tha jo juma or itwar ko aksar         " 03217827667 pe 100 ka  load krwata tha   dasna mera farz c agay twadi mrzi.....
 : Sardar:Murghiyo Ki Taangi Choti Q Hoti Hai?   PAPU:AGar Murgiyo Ki Taange Lambi Hoti To Phir Anday Gir Kar Tot Jate..
 Wife Apni Marriage Anniversary Par Boli: Chota Mota Hi Sahi, Par Gold Ka Kuch Laa Do..:-/:-*   Husband:  . . . . . . . . . Ye Lo... TARA GOLD..
 1 Murgha Maalik ko window se baitha daikh raha tha, Maalik boht bemaar tha. Maalik ki BV uske paas  baithi aur kaha: Aap ko boht taiz bukhaar hai... Main aap k liye chicken soup banati hon. . . Murgha Ghabra kar bola: Behn jee, 1 waari panadol vi dy k vaikh lo.
 Koi 1 Number Select Karo.   25 30 40 50 60 70 80 90 100 Or Utne Ka Load Mere Number Pe Karwa Do. . Mai Apko Bataogi Ke Load Aaya Ke Nahi..! Okk....
 Doctor aadhi raat ko uth k wife se: mai hospiatl ja raha houn, emergancy hy, phone aaya hy   wife: kabhi kisi ko apni mout bhi marny diya kro:O:P:D 
 1 Larki Park main idher udher ghoom rahi thi.   1 Pathan ny Pocha, ap kia talash kar rahi hain?   Larki: Sharmaty hue, Main apni zindgi k liye humsafar talash kar rahi hon   Pathan: Nahi mila?   Larki: Nahi.   Pathan: Baji, Multan Hussain-a-gahi bazar sy Pata karo, wahan sy aurton ki har cheez mil jati hai
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 Pathan Ki  GirlFrnd: Janu Mujh Pr Shairi Bnao. Pathan: In Kali-Kali ZuLfoon Se Krti Ho Andhera - Ho Jao Ganji 0r Krdo Savera...;)

 Ek Philosopher ny kiya khoob kaha hay:   "Insan ki Pehchaan us ki Khoobsoorti, Libas, Khaandan, Taaleem aur Daulat say Nahin hoti. . Agar insan kisi chez say pehchana jata hay tu wo hay sirf oska apna.    . . . . "Shanakhti Card"  . Hamesha apna CNIC apnay pas rakha karen!

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 A Watan K Sajeely ustado   Saari chuttian Tumhary Liye Hain   Bari Salary K Talabgar Ho Tum   Aaram K Paristar Ho Tum   O Susti Ki Zinda Misaalo   Saary Chhuttian tumhary liye hain   Tum Hi Se barbad ye Result saara   Waqat barbad kr lo Talbaa ka saara   Ae Ibrat k zinda Nishano   Sari chuttian Tumhary Liye Hain   A Pak Watan K may'maro   O mazeed chuttion K talabgaro   Ye jitni b hain is jahan mai   saari chuttian Tumhary Liye Hen.   Dedicated to chuttiyun k talabgar

 ist dost: Yaar Uth Zalzala Aa Raha Hai, Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai.   2nd dost: Soja'Soja Ghar To Makaan Maalik Ka Giray ga,   Hum To Kirayedaar Hain.

 Sardar: PTCL Me Aur Mobile Me kya Farq Hy?   Pathan Boht Soch Kr Bola: PTCL Me Number Ungli Se Dial karte He Aur Mobile Me Anguthy Se

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